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Oh ho ho!! P. J. Hogan's Peter Pan is on which is quite possibly the greatest movie EVAH!! It makes me want to be British and a kid and adventurous . . . essentially, it's the kind of thing that leads to nothing but trouble. Namely, schenanagians with a space man constructed entirely out of tin foil . . . his name is Duffy, he is awesome and I love him despite the fact that the wretched soul is infested with spiders.



Also maybe sometimes a girl just wishes she had a hook useful for all sorts of things like disembowelling. Pan is awesomeness abounds indeed!!

a liberal fool

Today I am picking up the pieces of my broken heart. Matthew Good, Broken Social Scene and Feist are all playing at the Calgary Music Festival . . . naturally, they are playing when I am away in New York. Curse you fates!!

le sigh.

For the past two weeks I have been drowning in monotony with the working full time and dreadful lack of school boredom and what not. At least to assist in mending my pitiful ways I will get my rock on to Buck 65 tomorrow . . . ohhh yes, I will rap along like none other! That and I am going to play a lot of Zelda. Oh ho ho and I do mean A LOT! Summer is for fools and liberals.

Fin.

dahmer brings out the best in all of us

Keltie Samantha says:

I JUST TOTALLY FRIED THE WASHING MACHINE ON MY FLOOR

Keltie Samantha says:

FUCK

chelsaurus rex says:

what did you do?!!

Keltie Samantha says:

I overloaded the damn thing

chelsaurus rex says:

BLAME JORDAN, WHATEVER YOU DID BLAME JORDAN!!!

Keltie Samantha says:

When I came to check on the cycle, the room smelled like burning, and the machine refused to start again

chelsaurus rex says:

hahaha!!

Keltie Samantha says:

So I did what I do best...panic!!!

chelsaurus rex says:

seriously collect some stray Jordo hairs and place them strategically around the laundry room

Keltie Samantha says:

I wrung out the load as best as I could, and took it to the third floor machine. Which is bigger. And tossed everything in there.

Keltie Samantha says:

But in the meantime, the floor has two inches of water on it, and there are about a million panic-stricked watery footsteps going from my apt to the laundry room

Keltie Samantha says:

I LOOK GUILTY

Keltie Samantha says:

I AM GUILTY

Keltie Samantha says:

GUILT

Keltie Samantha says:

THE GUILT

chelsaurus rex says:

ROOMMATE = BLAMEE

Keltie Samantha says:

lol

chelsaurus rex says:

you don't seem to understand how ideal your set up is

Keltie Samantha says:

I'm not that worried, actually

Keltie Samantha says:

The room has a drain, and I mopped up the remaining water

chelsaurus rex says:

but keltie the stray hairs are TEXAS GOLD!

Keltie Samantha says:

Our hair looks almost exactly the same

chelsaurus rex says:

I know but his are shorter . . . oh! maybe you could put a few pieces of pork in the room too!! THEN IT CAN'T BE YOU!!

Keltie Samantha says:

If I fry the washer downstairs, I'm sooooo dead

Keltie Samantha says:

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LOONIES TO SPLIT THE LOAD

chelsaurus rex says:

haha

Keltie Samantha says:

lol

Keltie Samantha says:

God, I cannot beleive I did that!

chelsaurus rex says:

you are my emotional hero!

Keltie Samantha says:

And I'm going to deny it till my dying day. I cant afford to replace that thing!!!

chelsaurus rex says:

I give up trying to explain how to implicate Jordan . . . it's in God's hands now

Keltie Samantha says:

Oh? AND THE WORSRT PART??? I'm washing towels and sheets. THE THINGS THAT ABSORB WATER

chelsaurus rex says:

or as I prefer it . . . THE DEVIL!

Keltie Samantha says:

Have you got ANY idea how fucking HEAVY wet towels and sheets are??????

chelsaurus rex says:

heck yes!

Keltie Samantha says:

I had to make two trips

Keltie Samantha says:

WATER DRIPPING EVERYWHERE IN THE MEANTIME

Keltie Samantha says:

I should break things more often...if I get away with it, I'll be golden

chelsaurus rex says:

yes . . . break more things if you sneak anyway with this and then kill people. SEE HOW IT GOES, WHO KNOWS!?!!! wacky fun!

chelsaurus rex says:

. . . I've been a shut in, my sarcasm is on overdrive!!

Keltie Samantha says:

Chel. I broke an ancient laundry machine. Its not THAT slippery of a slope

chelsaurus rex says:

that's what Dahmer said

Keltie Samantha says:

LMAO

Keltie Samantha says:

Awesome. Just awesome.

chelsaurus rex says:

everything to do with Dahmer is comedic gold!

Keltie Samantha says:

True nuff

Keltie Samantha says:

Rarely do I break into actual laughter when msn-ing. But that was priceless.

chelsaurus rex says:

yessss!!!

chelsaurus rex says:

in my heart "We are the Champions" is playing

Keltie Samantha says:

I kinda want to put this convo on my blog

chelsaurus rex says:

go nuts . . . welcome to the cop out MSN blog post, I loves them

Keltie Samantha says:

I can't!

Keltie Samantha says:

Then everyone will know what I did!

Keltie Samantha says:

WWDD

Keltie Samantha says:

I'm going to hell

Keltie Samantha says:
What Would Dahmer Do

chelsaurus rex says:
hahaha!!!

i loves you devil

Hallo my brothers, I have returned to my darling internet and its whoring cousin cable TV. Amazing! My time away was spent doing great and wonderous things. Namely, I was tanning and reading JPod with psychotic fervour after which I have spent several hours convincing myself that I am not a high-functioning autistic. Ohhh the psychosis that ensued. THANK YOU Doug Coupland!!

Honestly, I still haven't quite convinced myself that I am not, in fact, autistic. Extreme dislike of personal contact, hyperacuity, facial blindness . . . oh the list goes on my friends.

I have decided that today I shall rededicate my blog to the devil in honour of 6/6/6. That and also, I am preparing a CD of the greatest songs devoted to the devil of which I will blast as I wander the streets aimlessly. Ohh yes, I shall shout at the devil . . . or at the very least, my creepy neighbour with his small, small dog.