Set all your music to shuffle and then use the title of whatever song pops up as the answer to the question. Hilarity usually ensues... And of course no skipping, unless it's not really a song at all.
1. How does the world see me?
Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It)
Me thinks the world has problems playing with others . . . Sad.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Outkast - Roses
"Roses really smell like poo" . . . Great, my life is going to be shit! FANTASTIC!
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Grandaddy - Guide Down Denied
I'm a space cadet! I admit it!
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Moist - Into Everything
Aww, gee, thanks. You're making me blush.
5. How can you be happy?
Tokyo Police Club - If It Works
I'm not going to lie, I have rooted all my happiness in my future academic career. If it works, all will be gravy.
6. What should I do with my life?
Feist - Mushaboom
"Collect these moments one by one" . . . Sounds delish!
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
The Fratellis - Whistle for the Choir
The sound of tiny violins.
8. Will I ever have children?
Tokyo Police Club - Nature of the Experiment
Oh ho ho! What an experiment it would be!! I will name them after dictators and military generals and make them wear itchy wool sweaters because they are neato! Oh! Unless they are girls, in which. I shall name them after Velvet Underground songs . . . However, the wool sweater bit remains the same.
9. Will I die happy?
Elliott Smith - Strung Out Again
Egads! Elliott Smith . . . That is just not a good sign. If I start reaching for the Jack Daniels, that's a sign of bad things to come.
10. What is some good advice for me?
The Dears - Sinthro
I'm going to interpret it that as I should create an army of robots. Only instead of having them kill all humans, I prefer them to dance!
11. What is happiness?
Modest Mouse - Steam Engenius
Again with the robots!!
12. What's my favorite fetish?
Matthew Good Band - Deep Six
HAHAHA!! That is just perfectly dirty!!
13. How will I be remembered?
Broken Social Scene - Blues for Uncle Gibb
As a old man?! Meh, at least I'm remembered. . . Could be worse.
14. What is your love life like?
The Avalanches - Electricity
I wish. Haven't felt those sparks in awhile.
15. What is sex with you like?
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang
16. What's your life motto?
The Velvet Underground - New Age
This makes my heart smile.
17. What do your parents think of you?
Sam Roberts - Mind Flood
18.What's your favorite hobby?
Matthew Good Band - Apparitions
I'm not going to lie, I totally had a magic kit when I was a kid and I've been thinking about picking it up again!
19. What does your best friend really think of you?
Matthew Good Band - Jenni's Song
Wow, how wonderfully depressing. Keltie, you can tell me if you want to kill me with your car, I won't be mad.
20. What's the worst thing about you?
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle of You
MY INSIDES!!! So true! My stomach hates all things . . . Especially milk. Especially me. Le sigh.
21. Describe your mind.
Moist - Resurrection
Ohh so true! Because of my OCD, I repeat every conversation and social interaction over and over again. Following that, I seriously lament on my social awkwardness
22. How will you die?
Cibo Matto - Birthday Cake
Oh goddamit! Cruel and twisted fate! It'll probably be an ice cream cake . . . Delicious and deadly to those with lactose-intolerance!
23. How does your crush feel about you?
Blonde Redhead - Melody of Certain Three
A threesome?? . . . Apparently, my iPod and crush thinks I'm kinky as all get-out.
24. What is your wedding going to be like?
Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother
Nono, this is wrong. It should be Finger Eleven - "Drag you Down" because that's the only way I'm going down that bloody isle!
25. What about your honeymoon?
Interpol - Hands Away
Bondage?! Well, after the dragging, why not?!
26. Describe the last day of your life.
The Delgados - The Weaker Argument Defeats the Stronger
Sweet, I'll die in a debate. I'll die the way I lived, fighting to the burger.
27. Why does life suck?
Broken Social Scene - Feel Good Lost
Advice for all those feeling lost. The best adventures are found when lost, so enjoy the journey.
28. Why does life rule?
Broken Social Scene - Canada Vs. America
. . . And we are taking the bitches down! Canadian Bacon style!!! *WAR CRY*
29. What will you be famous for?
Matthew Good - Dancing Invisible
I always knew that my mad dance skills would help me take over the world! The invisibility is just a perk.
30. What's the craziest thing you'll ever do?
The Delgados - Don't Stop
Hmm, the iPod approves of my insanity. Excellent!
31. Will you achieve your goals?
Sigur Ros - Gong
Gong show kamikaze style! Absolutely!
32. What will your future job be like?
The Darkness - Growing on Me
Professional uterus-for-sale?! OH, SOD THAT!!
33. And your party life?
Tenacious D - Wonderboy
Again with the mad dance skills!
34. Overall, will you be happy?
Matthew Good Band - Advertising on Police Cars
Oh bloody hell! First with Elliott Smith and then with this . . . Not a good sign, not a good sign at all.
35. Or will you just deal with it?
Enon - Conjugate the Verbs
Well, with all that conjugation things will turn around! They have to!