Oh ho ho laziness abounds!! I have not posted in a bit because I am a sloth-like git . . . half sloth, half girl, it's friggin awesome.
Oh my brothers, I have worked myself into quite a frenzy about school, I am beyond excited to return to my precious academics. I miss how Tory makes you feel completely trapped in academia, especially when the metal shuttters mechanically slide down and trap you in oppression. I greatly miss the horrid smells of fat and oil in HUB and how they slather your veins in sticky cholesterol. Most of all, I miss wandering about a sobbing waif because I have been up for 3 straight days writing papers . . . sigh, those are the moments you treasure.
c'est moi
- chelsey
- Hallo! I'm a third year political science student, from which I have developed an obsession with the Middle East and Islamic politics. le sigh. I have a rock out face like none other . . . it involves me grinning like a fool, eventually it turns into a grimace, which is awesome and horrifying. My grin has been know to split the coast in half and is the source of all things neat and disastery. Clearly, I am the least self-obsessed person EVAH! Lately, I have been obsessed with looking like a Russian peasant girl . . . fuck you hipsters! Tight jeans are out and poverty is in! Also, sometimes, I enjoy taking pictures of random things and calling it "art" . . . it's a trick to fool the masses into thinking my reclusive manner is due to overwhelming artyness and not a mental disorder. Neat! Plus when you're artistic you can be moody and weird and it's endearing, so basically everyone has to love me. Oh yes. I hate zombies and I've pretty much convinced myself that I have ADD .
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