Wednesday, December 21, 2005

kick them straight in the face

Ha! I am a girl of drunk tonight . . . oh yes, the drunk is on, and yes, goodtimes. Also, COMMAS!! You are jealous and that's okay. Mostly, I am excited because in my weakened state I managed to remember my blog login junk or whatevs. I am the muthafucking champion!!

I am currently writing about schmelty as it has been threatened that a post without the scmelt in her home is equal to a swift kick to the face. Oh what a state I am in . . . The evil Schmeltrex likes to prepare her drink with drunken miscalculations, it's like "would you like some coke with your muthafucking rum?" DANG!!

Off to the great adventures that await us in Riverbend. TO DA MOON!!!

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