Sunday, July 10, 2005

ma petite deformo

I am sitting here watching 'Coffee and Cigarettes'. I can feel my lungs slowly turn to rot and my rampant desire for espresso begin to take hold. Holypiss, I wish there was a 24-hour espresso joint and then all my wildest dreams would come true. This movie is beyond boring. Meg White is an everyday sort of ugly, that's why I love her so. My little deformo.

Tonight will be a night for mischief . . . oh ho ho my brothers, the trouble I am wishing to cause.

10 comments:

Evil Bunneh said...

You must have some pretty lame....or maybe just really odd...wildest dreams if they involve a coffee shop...

unless you have very...interesting coffee shops in ..whereever you are.

Evil Bunneh said...

oh...canada. right. now i get it.

crazy canucks...

chelsey said...

All my dreams revolve around coffee shops as caffiene motivates everything I do. Me and espresso are planning on developing a long and addicted future together.

Evil Bunneh said...

Until Espresso leaves you sobbing on a street corner in the dead of night, after it decides to join the (random cult).


Oh..dont bother to tell me i'm crazy..i ignore my doctor, why should i listen to you?

chelsey said...

Espresso will never abandon me because it loves me . . . it's true love.

Evil Bunneh said...

probably...i'm just angry, because cappacino burned me once...bitch.

Keltie said...

Hey, hey, hey. What is it with Aussies and an inherent lack of love for all things caffeine? I mean, you'll gulp down Vegemite with a spoon, but you see a Canuck who drinks 12 cups of coffee a day, and suddenly they're the weirdo?? A lot of my wildest dreams involve coffee, or coffee based products. And Espresso has sat with me and held me while I sobbed hysterically because my 15 page research paper decided to delete itself at 4:15 in the morning, and it's come out to the bars with us when we had a early morning that called for a late night. Espresso will never abandon those in need. But I agree, cappuccino is one fickle lover.

And oh Chesley, you've grown into such a wonderful little addict. When we began this crazy venture of post-secondary (which is inherently linked to a LOT of coffee) you were an espresso virgin. And now look at you! You've made it your bitch! I'm swelling with pride.

Evil Bunneh said...

I never said I didn't like coffee.... I'm as addicted as the rest of you... just that damn cappbitch....never again...

and i never eat vegemite. bleh. Its just what we convince silly foreigners to buy.

chelsey said...

For shame . . . never talk of cappacino in such a harsh tone. I take mine dry like the sahara and dammit if it isn't sodding amazing!!

I love all things caffienated

Evil Bunneh said...

OH-how could i miss that other bit..

What troubles did you get to cause?