my heart beats for cranberry sauce

sigh. My amazing week of uber-busyness is finally over and I can return to my sadly negected wicked ways. Oh my brothers, my week was so incredible. The EIFF, Feist and drunken family rambles was just a few of the goodtimes abounds. I'm sleepy and lazy so how about I just post me and B's conversion and be done with it. But oh ho ho, witness the laziness and my sad love for mashed potatoes:

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

WHAT IS UP?

le sigh says:

GHASHASDKVHL!!!

le sigh says:

how's it going?

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

Homeworkful!

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

You?

le sigh says:

Slackassery

le sigh says:

trying to recover from mashe potato overdose

le sigh says:

I dropped the 'd' off of mashed to make it fancy

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

Our thanksgiving was Saturday, so I am good

le sigh says:

it was yesterday but I ate A LOT of motherfucking potatoes!! OH YES!

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

BUT THEY ARE TASTY AND DEMAND EATING!

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

It wasn't your fault!

le sigh says:

I know!! They go down so smooth that I cannot help but completely overeat them

le sigh says:

that and I was a drunken mess by dinner yesterday so food was like my bestest friend EVAH!

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

there now my name matches my stomach's true love

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

YES!

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

my name is unchanging like the wind.

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

you're name is stagnant. . . I can smell the musk of nameness from here

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

i laugh in the name of grammar

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

MAYBE I WILL CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING HORRIBLE

now, professor snape was a VERY BAD MAN. says:

THEN YOU WILL BE SORRY

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

i clearly won't be able to sleep at night then

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

but no worries mashed potatoes will comfort me into a deliciously full/self-loathing slumber

I heart CHELSEY says:

THERE

I heart CHELSEY says:

HOW ABOUT THOSE APPLES?

potatoes are smooth like fuck says:

OH THEM BE SOME SOUR APPLES!!!

I heart CHELSEY says:

NOW THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW OF OUR LOVE