tiny cities of ashes

When I post pictures or cartoons it's basically an excuse to not post anything with substance. Laziness is fun and neat!! Jealous!

delish

So the past couple of days have been spent the way any summer holiday should be . . . namely, with shopping. A lot of shopping. Ohhh joys!

Friday was fun and goodtimes abounds as me and schmeltrex rocked it old school on Whyte Ave. Oh ho ho, there was much oogling abounds at pretty things that I cannot afford but proceed to have inapproperiate fantasies about. Ohhh my campers, one day you will be mine and I will rue the day!! Mostly though, we tried on rockstar oversized sunglasses and hats, of which, I have discover that I am not an Olsen sunglasses-like person but I happen to rock an ascott like one mean muthafuckah! I must have one . . . it shall be my New York fasionista hat and everyone will be completely jealous. Jealous I say!!

Alas, I left Whyte Ave with little to show for except for some blank cards to add to my stash of awesome . . . well that and the campers fantasties. Le sigh.

Today my bank card went out in a blaze of glory as I went shopping with Michelle. Oh yes, I went to Urban Outfitters, and yes yes, I found the shoe/purse miracles!! These are my new babies . . . love them like I love them:






Holy mother of God!!! HEAD EXPLOSION!!!

Love them or I will crush you!!

I am off to put on the The Strokes and dance around in a wifebeater and my new darling shoes because that's what awesome does. Indeed!

welcoming distraction

Amazing!! Thank you birthday boy for pointing out this source of happiness!!

ohhh joyfulness

Tomorrow contains my last exam for this semester!! Of course, this very happy realization struck me while I was driving around today . . . amazingly enough it resulted in a grin that threatened to split my face in half. The streets will run red with blood and happiness.

If my face does, in fact, stay intact following my exam, I plan to celebrate the goodtimes by watching Evil Dead, Evil Dead II and The Army of Darkness. Following that I am going to walk around outside yelling at strangers about various things like boomsticks and whatnot. Neat!

Studying abounds!!

i think i will start with your heart

Ohhh my, business abounds with the few fatal days of school remaining. Ahh studying followed by a whole lot of drinking . . . A WHOLE LOT. Neat!



Mostly, I am excited tonight as I am taking a break from the whole studying bit to rock out to some Flaming Lips fun and goodtimes abounds. The new album, "At War With the Mystics," is in my possession . . . now all I need to do is turn down the lights and turn the volume way, way up. Ohh happiness is a new Flaming Lips moment.

TO DA MOON!!!

something like a phenomenon

I just finished watching The Lord of The Rings, ohhh boredom abounds. Seriously, everytime I have watched that movie I wait with anticipation for Sam to lean over and TOTALLY make out with Frodo . . . sexual tension you could cut with a knife.

Je regrete.

trapped in nerditry

Ohhh my, I am having more fun with my sewing machine. Today I have decided to make a purse out of this killer teal velvet I picked up the other day. Ohh how I love teal!! This is beginning of my newest creation . . . well, THAT and a beautiful friendship:


I have the amazingly tacky gold polyester which will be the liner for this purse. Therefore, with the velvet and polyester it's pretty much the material equilivalent of a cheap French pimp, so I have decided to name it 'Leroy'. Amazing! Le sigh, at some point I should do some studying for finals. Lameness abounds. I'm fairly certain that all this sewing is denial for the evitiable studying badness.

This post has made everyone who isn't me bored. Fuck you!

destroying the universe one purse at a time

Last night I drank myself into quite a stupor. It was goodtimes abounds, mostly because I could constantly take pictures of myself and pass it off as overt drunkness instead of the sad acutality, which is, that I am a raging egomaniac . . . honestly, it's quite pathetic/awesome. I have decided that I shall name my ego 'Murray' and we are best friends and I love him.



I am pretty much lametastic.

Unfortunetely this morning my ego couldn't cushion the blow of a hangover. Ohh it was like the world had repeatly smashed me in the face with a numerous blunt objects of varying widths and density. To avoid the severe head explosion pain that the sun induced, I committed myself to my sewing room. Ohhh it was such a happy reunion with Phasoom, we had been apart for far too long because of school and general badness. It was like everything fit together perfectly. I had the fabric and supplies I wanted, which never seems to happen, and inspiration came easily. It was easy to slip into the routine . . . ohh my brothers, it felt amazing to do something creative. Happiness!

I made this fantastical purse of Christmas Day miracles. It makes the world look brighter and happier, everything is better now that I have this purse. I shall call it "One Day I Shall Destroy the Universe". Amazing! The inside liner is red and has a pocket with a felt rifle on it . . . basically, it fills my heart with joy.

nature boy

Today I feel like there should be a small blues quartet following me around everywhere I go so I can be mysterious and noir and awesome or whatevs. Mostly I think this would be a great idea as it would distract people from looking at me as I haven't showered, done my makeup or slept yet. Ohhh yes, it's a stellar/slightly smelly look . . . I think it'll totally be the next big thing in fashion. Look for the academic zombie and remember that I am your hero. Ha! Jealous!

I'm off to go find that blues quartet . . . chances are I'm going to be settling for Miles Davis on my discman and wandering around outside in a sullen quest for brains.

Braaaaaaaiinns.

i am a superhero

So I have decided that I am going to learn how to ride a bike again this summer. Ohhh it has been years, mon freres. For those who say it's "just like riding a bike" with all sorts of mundane whatevs . . . fuck you!! Those things are sodding death traps, and yet, I am oddly intrigued to have something mobile with a cheesy basket. Ohh yes there will be a basket or sweet, sweet death.

I will apologize to my femur now because I'm fairly certain there is going to be some breaking or snapping goodtimes. Le sigh.

TO DA MOON!!

dance muthafuckah!

Ohh my I have had a hectic week . . . school and brain implosion. Neat!!

Today I was a lazy git, it was pretty much amazing. I walked around Edmonton enjoying spring and that far out sound. Ohhh my brothers, it was so lovely, I forgot that the sun has warmth!!! When I got home I made the bestest salad evah. Spinach, strawberries, kiwi, pears, coconut and strawberry vingarette, how lovely!! I'm telling you this because it's pretty much the most exciting thing I've done all week . . . pathetic indeed. Well, that and getting the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs CD, "Show Your Bones", which caused me to have a hardy rock out dance fest. Man, I'm so awkwardly cool.

Sometimes when I get really bored I pretend to be a ninja . . . this is one of those times.



Je regrete.