Today I feel like there should be a small blues quartet following me around everywhere I go so I can be mysterious and noir and awesome or whatevs. Mostly I think this would be a great idea as it would distract people from looking at me as I haven't showered, done my makeup or slept yet. Ohhh yes, it's a stellar/slightly smelly look . . . I think it'll totally be the next big thing in fashion. Look for the academic zombie and remember that I am your hero. Ha! Jealous!
I'm off to go find that blues quartet . . . chances are I'm going to be settling for Miles Davis on my discman and wandering around outside in a sullen quest for brains.
Braaaaaaaiinns.
c'est moi
- chelsey
- Hallo! I'm a third year political science student, from which I have developed an obsession with the Middle East and Islamic politics. le sigh. I have a rock out face like none other . . . it involves me grinning like a fool, eventually it turns into a grimace, which is awesome and horrifying. My grin has been know to split the coast in half and is the source of all things neat and disastery. Clearly, I am the least self-obsessed person EVAH! Lately, I have been obsessed with looking like a Russian peasant girl . . . fuck you hipsters! Tight jeans are out and poverty is in! Also, sometimes, I enjoy taking pictures of random things and calling it "art" . . . it's a trick to fool the masses into thinking my reclusive manner is due to overwhelming artyness and not a mental disorder. Neat! Plus when you're artistic you can be moody and weird and it's endearing, so basically everyone has to love me. Oh yes. I hate zombies and I've pretty much convinced myself that I have ADD .
2 comments:
Having slept for a mere 4 hours last night, I hear you. Time for the 12 hour research paper!
i totally beat my sleep deprivation record yesterday . . . 2 ten minutes naps and that's it. my head is on the brink of explosion from it whelling up with pride.
ha! enjoy the paper goodtimes, I know them well.
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