mountain man

Ohhh duuuuude!! I should totally of been born a mountain man . . . I have the hair!! Just look at it, all I need is a parka and the set of Fargo and I'm muthafucking Brakhage!!! The only difference between me and Brakhage is I won't be a crazy banshee and make films with tape and moths. Horrifying indeed.

Last night I dreamt that I was Tom Hanks and I was skipping after a defecating hippopotamus . . . explain that Freud!!! HOLYPISS!!

Schmeltie for the love of god don't click on that link!!!