the lamest of the lame

The Mombles just cut up some cantalope, it smells amazing! Unfortunetely, I cannot have any because of that sodding 'Alive' film about the plane crash and the delicious cannibalism and what not. I happened to be eating cold cantalope while watching the movie, what made it awesome was that I took a bite during the feast of the fallen comrades . . . needless to say, associations were made and grossness was had. My melon has been sullied forevah! DANG!