prepare to meet your doom and destruction

Holypiss! I am in a world of a bad mood today. Fuckity Fuck. The one person I really want to talk to isn't speaking to me and being quite obviously shafty. I just want to throw things at random strangers . . . sharp and unbouncy objects. Just down the street all the sidewalks were repaved today and are currently vunerable to my wrath-filled vandalism. I think I'll draw a giant mutant cow face or something retarded to spite everyone in my neighbourhood. I'm bored and I need espresso, so I am off to grumble into the night.