Hallo!
I'm a third year political science student, from which I have developed an obsession with the Middle East and Islamic politics. le sigh.
I have a rock out face like none other . . . it involves me grinning like a fool, eventually it turns into a grimace, which is awesome and horrifying. My grin has been know to split the coast in half and is the source of all things neat and disastery. Clearly, I am the least self-obsessed person EVAH!
Lately, I have been obsessed with looking like a Russian peasant girl . . . fuck you hipsters! Tight jeans are out and poverty is in!
Also, sometimes, I enjoy taking pictures of random things and calling it "art" . . . it's a trick to fool the masses into thinking my reclusive manner is due to overwhelming artyness and not a mental disorder. Neat! Plus when you're artistic you can be moody and weird and it's endearing, so basically everyone has to love me. Oh yes.
I hate zombies and I've pretty much convinced myself that I have ADD .
3 comments:
There's no way thats real...the news story *has* to be fake...
Well, I certainly hope it's real or my dreams of owning the cutest mutant puppy evah would be completly dashed.
well..it is cute....but if it is real, it better be able to do some damage with those legs...
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